February 2012
January 2012
Couples counseling is for pussies
tomyhusband:
Let’s go rob a bank together.
Are we in a hurry or something?
tomyhusband:
I appreciate you picking up the tab, but wait until I’m done eating before you ask for the damn check.
ALL.THE.FUCKING.TIME.
Watchitscandidlycara:
fregglover:
4eyedblonde:
jessiphia:
HE CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.
I could watch Stephen break character ALL DAY.
He tried sooooooo hard to keep from laughing.
/crying
WTF is Temple Run??
Somewhere Between Raising Hell & Amazing Grace:... →
uhmanduh523:
lindsay-looo:
My Uncle in NY is currently in the hospital fighting to get better. Fighting to get healthy enough to start chemo to fight the pancreatic cancer he was just diagnosed with. Ya, ironic huh? You have to be healthy to start chemotherapy, for the treatment to just make you unhealthy again. WTF-ever.
Tell me your aunt cut that bitch OFF. PLEASE? If I were your aunt,I’d...
People are so disgustingly selfish!!
My Uncle in NY is currently in the hospital fighting to get better. Fighting to get healthy enough to start chemo to fight the pancreatic cancer he was just diagnosed with. Ya, ironic huh? You have to be healthy to start chemotherapy, for the treatment to just make you unhealthy again. WTF-ever.
Backstory: He and his wife have been supporting their daughter in Ohio because she isn’t...
What's a Party without a Clown?: Forever Fat →
uhmanduh523:
ALL my friends are on diets. I’m TRYING to eat better. I really am. NO junkfood in this house. Except DARK chocolate,which I HATE with passion. OH! And gummi worms. Don’t count. They all keep writing shit like,”YUM! Had the bestest lunch EVAR! hummus and pretzel sticks. Garden of tasteless…
It is possible, it’s just hard. I have a salad and unless I load it up with...
So lately my phone has been randomly going off.....
journeytogeorgia:
It’s not the alarm or anything and btw its an iPhone ahh help its annoying
An alert on your calendar?
