August 2011
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July 2011
Go stinkin' figure...
The night before we go camping, I fall off my front steps and sprain the absolute shit out of my right ankle. It’s like, “You have one friggin’ job FEET: Keep my ass off the ground. You couldn’t even do that…you suck at life.”
Yea, I just shit talked my feet. Their stupid heads :(
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I had a revelation this weekend...
That if my husband and I never have kids if our own, if I never end up the “real” mom, i’ll be ok. We’ll be ok. It hit me like a ton of bricks yesterday and this morning on the drive to work. Honestly, as long as I have my husband, I am satisfied. I am so lucky and blessed just to have found him, it’s selfish of me to continually ask for more.
As long as it’s...
SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE HARRY POTTER...
"This is out of my hands William."
acheleismyobsession:
Reblog if you read that in Principal Figgin’s voice.
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fuckyeahtattoos:
I feel like I already covered this in the post earlier this week, but…
As much as I love cock, if it’s not tattooed, I just REALLY don’t need to see a photo of yours. I don’t even really want to see it if it is tattooed, but, if it is and you just have to submit it, at least send me an ask and warn me that I’m going to be seeing your dick. Surprise dick just ruins my whole...
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
“I hate this feeling. Like I’m here, but I’m not. Like someone cares. But they...”
– Ellen Hopkins (via -imitosis)
Head Scratches
tomyhusband:
Dude, why don’t you moan like that when we’re fucking?
