Johnny Knoxville is on Conan tonight. Now, instead of jumping in the shower, I have to sit in my stench and filth longer cause I just can’t miss an opportunity to see Johnny. His laugh makes my toes curl…
If I can name the font of your tattoo
nrrrdcakkke: you need to walk right back to where you got it and slap somebody. That’s just sad/lazy/gross.
Ah, there's nothing quite like spending 3 hours on...
fighting with my insuance company, past AND present, fighting a collections agency and finding out that I now have to RE-FILE my 2008 & 2009 taxes because my company was jewing me (sorry) out of my withholdings. Sure, they’re gonna reimburse me the money I have to pay to file and yes I might get some money back, but do you know how much H&R Block fucked us for our 2009 taxes? Plus,...
Reblog if you have met someone online that you...
Just faxed in our requests to our lawyer...
Please cross your fingers, pray, knock on wood or whatever you can that Bitchy McCuntface doesn’t go all hostage situation on us and decide to not agree to anything and, in return, gives us an outrageous list of her demands…$750 a month in child support for ONE child? Bitch, you really are delusional!
sarahlynear asked: !!!! I was so excited when i saw you re-blogged my photo, and the comment is so damn sweet. you made my day girly. :)
Life is short so love the one you got, cause you might get runover or you might...– Sublime…DUH.
I tend to be a selfish bitch and forget...
That while this custody case is making me angry, emotional and depressed…it’s about a GAGILLION TIMES WORSE for my Husband because this is HIS son we’re fighting for. I was reminded of that when I saw the tough-guy exterior break just a little and my manly-man’s eyes welled with tears while watching Coming Home last night. It absolutely broke my heart. & made me want...
tomyhusband: Close out your tab already. We’ve got fuckin’ to do.
The question that is always on an NCIS fans' minds...
ribbonspearlsndogtags: Will Gibbs ever get the boat out of the basement?
Marry Fuck Kill
tomyhusband: I already married you, but there will still be days when I won’t know whether to fuck or kill you.