Recently found out, after 3+ years of infertility, that we will be adding 2 extra people to our crazy family! Yup, that's right, I am pregnant with twins...

Mine isn’t really a grinding pain. It’s more sharp, stabbing pains. I bent over, hand on the couch, and attempted to lift my leg over my pillow on to the couch and I couldn’t. The pain was too severe.
Baby boy has been head down for a long time, but maybe he’s engaged? Or maybe I’m just getting to that point?
I’m gonna try a bath once Curtis gets his ass down here. Thanks guys!!
Pelvic bone seized up!?
I am having so much fun trying to walk and move this morning!
I sure hope you’re sensing the sarcasm here…
We came to my hometown to visit my parents as they clearly have couches for me to lay on. Plus, we really needed a new set of walls to stare at all day.
In order to avoid me climbing the stairs, my mom brought down the aerobed and I slept on that. I thought I slept pretty good.
Now, I can hardly move. My entire pelvic/pubic bone feels like it has seized up. Tylenol has not worked. Should I try a bath? Heating pad? Did I sleep wrong? Is it my pubic symphysis? It’s awful guys.
Twin mommas: did you have this pain?
My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
omfg.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some…
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
Finally got my lazy nurse experience!!
The minions and I are done with our NST. I have jelly all over my pants and the damn nurse made ME hold the monitor for baby boy the whole time.
She said I was contracting. Duh! I’m starving, been on my back for an hour and I didn’t have any water. Plus, I have to pee. No freaking duh I’m contracting.
But alas, she’s letting me go. I’m just waiting on discharge papers. It’s been 15 minutes now.
Fourth one just left.
Ugh.
